A Vision of the Future
Mon, Oct. 14th, 2024 06:07 pmDonald McRonald Trump is a senile old narcissist. I'd call him a fascist but that would imply he has the capacity to hold an ideology. As that guy from the Big Lebowsky once said, "Say what you will about national socialism, but at least it's an ethos." Trump's only motivations are avarice and vanity. He's more than willing to cater to the white nationalist and various other scum, but only because he finds them an easy mark.
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Despite this, he manages to scrape up enough votes to win the electoral college again--at least, with the help of some friendly governors who are willing to find a few more votes this time.
Democrats are outraged, of course. A huge protest is planned for inauguration day. Big name celebrities and politicians attend. People are chanting and waving picket signs. Immediately following the inauguration ceremony, police start indiscriminately cracking skulls. Bernie Sanders and Lin Manuel Miranda are beaten on live TV. The newscasters keep excitedly broadcasting until the tear gas, pepper spray, and police batons start raining down on them. The live feeds go dark.
Don't worry though, there's a 50% chance none of that will happen until the next election.
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Despite this, he manages to scrape up enough votes to win the electoral college again--at least, with the help of some friendly governors who are willing to find a few more votes this time.
Democrats are outraged, of course. A huge protest is planned for inauguration day. Big name celebrities and politicians attend. People are chanting and waving picket signs. Immediately following the inauguration ceremony, police start indiscriminately cracking skulls. Bernie Sanders and Lin Manuel Miranda are beaten on live TV. The newscasters keep excitedly broadcasting until the tear gas, pepper spray, and police batons start raining down on them. The live feeds go dark.
Don't worry though, there's a 50% chance none of that will happen until the next election.